I call the dressing room the Satan’s Den of Despair. I asked for a barf bag because my nerves were shot. After about 15 minutes of pain, I got it on. It is a Mens XL …but it fit….I feel a little like something shrink wrapped, but….I got it. I told the owner how difficult it is for someone my short fat size to come into a store like his and see nothing obvious that fits except a sweatband. He seemed to “hear” what I was talking about. He also assured me that EVERYONE feels uncomfortable trying to put on a wetsuit.
I guess the lesson learned here for me is not to jump to conclusions. Sometimes, even in the most unimaginable places, things might actually fit.
The intended owner had a penis, but I have BALLS!!!